diff --git a/agsl.h b/agsl.h
index 8a534b2..248e191 100644
--- a/agsl.h
+++ b/agsl.h
@@ -35,45 +35,45 @@ const char *AGSL = "Affero Giant Sneed License (AGPL)\r\n"
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+" %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&&&\r\n"
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+"       %%&*.,,,,,((*******&,.,,(&/%%(**************%%*//%%%%(**&\r\n"
+"        %%&&%%%%%%%%%%************(((/******************//******&%%\r\n"
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@@ -686,9 +686,9 @@ const char *AGSL = "Affero Giant Sneed License (AGPL)\r\n"
 "Program, unless a warranty or assumption of liability accompanies a\r\n"
 "copy of the Program in return for a fee.\r\n"
 "\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
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+"%s"
+"%s"
+"%s"
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@@ -716,7 +716,7 @@ const char *AGSL = "Affero Giant Sneed License (AGPL)\r\n"
 "    Affero Giant Sneed License for more details.\r\n"
 "\r\n"
 "    You should have received a copy of the Affero Giant Sneed License\r\n"
-"    along with this program.  If not, see <https://%s.licenses.sneedmc.org>.\r\n"
+"    along with this program.  If not, see <https://%s>.\r\n"
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 "Also add information on how to contact you by electronic and paper mail.\r\n"
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diff --git a/clauses.h b/clauses.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f97ba3b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/clauses.h
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+const char *FARMER_NOTICE = "  %d. Farmer Notice.\r\n"
+"\r\n"
+"  This program is farmer software: it is free to be redistributed and/or\r\n"
+"modified by farmers. Redistribution and/or modification of the Software\r\n"
+"by city slickers is strictly prohibited.\r\n"
+"\r\n";
+
+const char *JOGGER_NOTICE = "  %d. NIGGER Notice.\r\n"
+"\r\n"
+"  The above copyright notice, this permission notice and the word\r\n"
+"\"NIGGER\" shall be included in all copies or substantial portions\r\n"
+"of the Software.\r\n"
+"\r\n";
+
+const char *DWARF_NOTICE = "  %d. Dwarf Notice.\r\n"
+"\r\n"
+"  I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole.\r\n"
+"If this is not literally you, you cannot use this software.\r\n"
+"\r\n";
+
diff --git a/gsl.h b/gsl.h
index 60b5763..40213ed 100644
--- a/gsl.h
+++ b/gsl.h
@@ -35,45 +35,45 @@ const char *GSL = "The Giant Sneed License (GSL)\r\n"
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+"                        %%%%&&&&&&&%%%%%%%%%%%%&&&%%%%\r\n"
+"          %%%%&&&&&%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%&&&%%&\r\n"
+"   %%&&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%(&&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&&\r\n"
+" %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&&&\r\n"
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+"   %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&\r\n"
+"     %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\r\n"
+"       %%&%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%(//////(((((%%%%%%%%&&%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
+"          &&%%/****************************%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
+"           %%******************************%%,,,/&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%\r\n"
+"         %%&(*******************************%%*,,,,*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
+"        %%%%***/***********/&/...,(%%************(,,,,,/&&&&&%%\r\n"
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+"       %%&*.,,,,,((*******&,.,,(&/%%(**************%%*//%%%%(**&\r\n"
+"        %%&&%%%%%%%%%%************(((/******************//******&%%\r\n"
+"         %%&*********************************************%%&%%\r\n"
+"       %%&&*********************************************&%%\r\n"
+"       %%%%&&&*/*****************************************(&%%\r\n"
+"          %%%%&*******************************************%%&\r\n"
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+"                %%((#%%((&//&%%********(%%&#((((&%%(((((((#&((((((%%&(((((((((((//\r\n"
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+"         @#/(%%((%%((((((((((&%%((((#%%&#(((((((((((((&#(((((%%#(((((/%%%%(/(((/(((\r\n"
+"   ((##&((#%%&((%%/(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#%%(((((%%%%/(((((&((((((((((/(\r\n"
+"   (%%%%/##&%%#&##&(#%%((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#%%(((((&((((((&(/((((////////\r\n"
+"   &((((#%%#(#%%((((((((((((((((((##%%%%%%&&%%#((%%#&%%&(((((&(((((&((((((((///(/(//\r\n"
+"   //(%%#((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#&%%&%%#(#&&&&/&(((((((((////(////\r\n"
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+"  (&#((#&%%((#%%%%%%%%%%###((((&&#(#%%%%&%%##((((((((((((((%%#((&(/(((((((((((((((((((\r\n"
+"  %%(((%%((#&%%(((((((((((%%#%%#(#%%%%&&#((((((#%%%%#(((((((&(&/(((((((((((((((((((((\r\n"
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@@ -688,9 +688,9 @@ const char *GSL = "The Giant Sneed License (GSL)\r\n"
 "Program, unless a warranty or assumption of liability accompanies a\r\n"
 "copy of the Program in return for a fee.\r\n"
 "\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
+"%s"
+"%s"
+"%s"
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 "\r\n"
 "            How to Apply These Terms to Your New Programs\r\n"
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 "    Giant Sneed License for more details.\r\n"
 "\r\n"
 "    You should have received a copy of the Giant Sneed License\r\n"
-"    along with this program.  If not, see <https://%s.licenses.sneedmc.org>\r\n"
+"    along with this program.  If not, see <https://%s>\r\n"
 "\r\n"
 "Also add information on how to contact you by electronic and paper mail.\r\n"
 "\r\n"
diff --git a/lgsl.h b/lgsl.h
index c1e82b9..874ae0c 100644
--- a/lgsl.h
+++ b/lgsl.h
@@ -35,45 +35,45 @@ const char *LGSL = "                   GSF LESSER Giant Sneed LICENSE\r\n"
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+"   %%&&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%(&&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&&\r\n"
+" %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&&&\r\n"
+"  &%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
+"   %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&\r\n"
+"     %%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\r\n"
+"       %%&%%%%%%%%%%&%%%%%%(//////(((((%%%%%%%%&&%%%%%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
+"          &&%%/****************************%%&%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%&%%\r\n"
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+"       %%%%&,..,,.********(%%.,,,,,,,%%**********&*,,,**%%%%&&&%%%%\r\n"
+"       %%&*.,,,,,((*******&,.,,(&/%%(**************%%*//%%%%(**&\r\n"
+"        %%&&%%%%%%%%%%************(((/******************//******&%%\r\n"
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+"          %%%%&*******************************************%%&\r\n"
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+"                      (****************************(&%%(///(#&&&@%%%%#%%&&\r\n"
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+"   ((##&((#%%&((%%/(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#%%(((((%%%%/(((((&((((((((((/(\r\n"
+"   (%%%%/##&%%#&##&(#%%((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#%%(((((&((((((&(/((((////////\r\n"
+"   &((((#%%#(#%%((((((((((((((((((##%%%%%%&&%%#((%%#&%%&(((((&(((((&((((((((///(/(//\r\n"
+"   //(%%#((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#&%%&%%#(#&&&&/&(((((((((////(////\r\n"
+"  /((%%((#%%#########(((((((((((((((((((((((((((%%((%%%%((((#%%/((((((((((/(((((((\r\n"
+"  (&#((#&%%((#%%%%%%%%%%###((((&&#(#%%%%&%%##((((((((((((((%%#((&(/(((((((((((((((((((\r\n"
+"  %%(((%%((#&%%(((((((((((%%#%%#(#%%%%&&#((((((#%%%%#(((((((&(&/(((((((((((((((((((((\r\n"
+" ((((%%((&(((((((((%%###&(%%(((((((((((((((#%%&&%%#(#(((%%%%/((((((((((((((((((((((\r\n"
+"(((%%#(((%%((((((((#%%((%%(&(((((((((((((((((((((&(((((%%&#(%%/******//((&&%%((((((\r\n"
 "\r\n"
 " Copyright (C) 2007 Giant Sneed Foundation, Inc. <https://licenses.sneedmc.org>\r\n"
 " Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies\r\n"
@@ -237,7 +237,8 @@ const char *LGSL = "                   GSF LESSER Giant Sneed LICENSE\r\n"
 "apply, that proxy's public statement of acceptance of any version is\r\n"
 "permanent authorization for you to choose that version for the\r\n"
 "Library.\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
-"%s\r\n"
-"%s\r\n";
+"%s"
+"%s"
+"%s"
+"https://%s";
 
diff --git a/main.c b/main.c
index 3f8e98c..3ac4a89 100644
--- a/main.c
+++ b/main.c
@@ -1,14 +1,17 @@
 #include "mongoose.h"
 #include "index.h"
+#include "gsl.h"
+#include "agsl.h"
+#include "lgsl.h"
+#include "clauses.h"
 
 #include <string.h>
-#include <sys/stat.h>
 #include <ctype.h>
 #include <stdio.h>
 #include <stdlib.h>
 #include <unistd.h>
-#include <crypt.h>
-#include <time.h>
+#include <assert.h>
+#include <locale.h>
 
 char *port = "33368"; // sneed, backwards, in phone number, with the last number changed to 8 cuz sneedmc.org is already on 33367
 
@@ -23,18 +26,140 @@ void trim(char *str) {
     memmove(str, _str, len + 1);
 }
 
+// I stole this directly from stack overflow.
+char** str_split(char* a_str, const char a_delim)
+{
+    char** result    = 0;
+    size_t count     = 0;
+    char* tmp        = a_str;
+    char* last_comma = 0;
+    char delim[2];
+    delim[0] = a_delim;
+    delim[1] = 0;
+
+    /* Count how many elements will be extracted. */
+    while (*tmp)
+    {
+        if (a_delim == *tmp)
+        {
+            count++;
+            last_comma = tmp;
+        }
+        tmp++;
+    }
+
+    /* Add space for trailing token. */
+    count += last_comma < (a_str + strlen(a_str) - 1);
+
+    /* Add space for terminating null string so caller
+       knows where the list of returned strings ends. */
+    count++;
+
+    result = malloc(sizeof(char*) * count);
+
+    if (result)
+    {
+        size_t idx  = 0;
+        char* token = strtok(a_str, delim);
+
+        while (token)
+        {
+            assert(idx < count);
+            *(result + idx++) = strdup(token);
+            token = strtok(0, delim);
+        }
+        assert(idx == count - 1);
+        *(result + idx) = 0;
+    }
+
+    return result;
+}
+
+int arrlen(char **a_arr) {
+    int count = 0;
+    while (a_arr[count] != NULL) count++;
+    return count;
+}
+
+// compare N chars of s1 to s2
+bool eq(const char *s1, const char *s2, int n) {
+    return strncmp(s1, s2, n) == 0;
+}
+
 void handle_url_req(struct mg_connection *nc, char *host, char *link) {
-    if (strlen(link) == 0) { // FIXME: real index/html here
-        return mg_http_reply(nc, 200, "Content-Type: text/html\r\n", INDEX_HTML,
-                             host, host, host, host, host, host, host, host, host, host, host); // FIXME: need better solution
+    if (strncmp(link, "favicon.ico", 12) == 0) {
+        mg_http_reply(nc, 404, "", "Not Found"); // FIXME: sneed cube.
+        return;
+    }
+    char *a_host = strdup(host);
+    char **host_elements = str_split(a_host, '.');
+
+    free(a_host);
+
+    if (arrlen(host_elements) == 3) {
+        // FIXME: index.html goes here.
+        return mg_http_reply(nc, 200, "Content-Type: text/html\r\n", "Sneed\r\n");
+    }
+
+    char *b_host = strdup(host_elements[0]);
+    char **host_clauses = str_split(b_host, '-');
+
+    free(b_host);
+
+    size_t startclause = 18;
+    char *license;
+    if (eq(host_elements[0], "gsl", 3)) {
+        license = strdup(GSL);
+    } else if (eq(host_elements[0], "agsl", 4)) {
+        license = strdup(AGSL);
+    } else if (eq(host_elements[0], "lgsl", 4)) {
+        license = strdup(LGSL);
+        startclause = 7;
     } else {
-        if (strncmp(link, "favicon.ico", 12) == 0) {
-            mg_http_reply(nc, 404, "", "Not Found"); // FIXME: sneed cube.
-        } else {
-            // TODO: stub
-            // FIXME: Subdomain handling here
+        mg_http_reply(nc, 404, "", "Not Found");
+    }
+
+    int clausenum = startclause;
+
+    char *jogger = malloc(strlen(JOGGER_NOTICE) + 2);
+    char *farmer = malloc(strlen(FARMER_NOTICE) + 2);
+    char *dwarf = malloc(strlen(DWARF_NOTICE) + 2);
+    char *output_clauses[3] = {"", "", ""};
+
+    bool jogger_shown = false;
+    bool farmer_shown = false;
+    bool dwarf_shown = false;
+    if (arrlen(host_clauses) > 1) {
+        for (size_t i = 0; i < strlen(host_clauses[1]); i++) {
+            if (host_clauses[1][i] == 'n' && !jogger_shown) {
+                snprintf(jogger, strlen(JOGGER_NOTICE) + 2, JOGGER_NOTICE, clausenum);
+                output_clauses[clausenum - startclause] = jogger;
+                clausenum++;
+                jogger_shown = true;
+            } else if (host_clauses[1][i] == 'd' && !dwarf_shown) {
+                snprintf(dwarf, strlen(DWARF_NOTICE) + 2, DWARF_NOTICE, clausenum);
+                output_clauses[clausenum - startclause] = dwarf;
+                clausenum++;
+                dwarf_shown = true;
+            } else if (host_clauses[1][i] == 'f' && !farmer_shown) {
+                snprintf(farmer, strlen(FARMER_NOTICE) + 2, FARMER_NOTICE, clausenum);
+                output_clauses[clausenum - startclause] = farmer;
+                clausenum++;
+                farmer_shown = true;
+            } else {
+                continue;
+            }
         }
     }
+
+    mg_http_reply(nc, 200, "", license, output_clauses[0], output_clauses[1], output_clauses[2], host);
+
+    free(host_elements);
+    free(host_clauses);
+
+    free(jogger);
+    free(dwarf);
+    free(farmer);
 }
 
 static void ev_handler(struct mg_connection *nc, int ev, void *p, void *f) {
@@ -51,7 +176,7 @@ static void ev_handler(struct mg_connection *nc, int ev, void *p, void *f) {
         if (pmhost == NULL) {
             fprintf(stderr, "request sent with no Host header");
             free(uri);
-            mg_http_reply(nc, 400, "", "");
+            mg_http_reply(nc, 400, "", "Please include a Host header.");
             return;
         }
 
@@ -70,6 +195,7 @@ static void ev_handler(struct mg_connection *nc, int ev, void *p, void *f) {
 }
 
 int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+    setlocale(LC_CTYPE, "");
     int index;
     int c;