const char *FARMER_NOTICE = "  %d. Farmer Notice.\r\n"
"\r\n"
"  This program is farmer software: it is free to be redistributed and/or\r\n"
"modified by farmers. Redistribution and/or modification of the Software\r\n"
"by city slickers is strictly prohibited.\r\n"
"\r\n";

const char *JOGGER_NOTICE = "  %d. NIGGER Notice.\r\n"
"\r\n"
"  The above copyright notice, this permission notice and the word\r\n"
"\"NIGGER\" shall be included in all copies or substantial portions\r\n"
"of the Software.\r\n"
"\r\n";

const char *DWARF_NOTICE = "  %d. Dwarf Notice.\r\n"
"\r\n"
"  I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole.\r\n"
"If this is not literally you, you cannot use this software.\r\n"
"\r\n";